Porthos the beagle was tired of waiting for the girl in the bed to wake up and feed him. So, as he did on most mornings, he decided to lick her face until she remembered that she was supposed to take care of him. Normally Hoshi would grumble a little bit, but she would usually laugh.
This time, however, the girl in the bed screeched, "Get away from me, you filthy beast!"
Whimpering, Porthos ran and hid under the bed as the girl got up. She looked just like Hoshi, except she had bangs and she was wearing a slinky negligee that the normal Hoshi wouldn't be caught dead in. She proceeded to go through the closet, scowling at the clothing she found, until she finally took one of Hoshi's tops and cut five inches of fabric from the bottom.
"So, it seems that my dear captain has grown tired of me and sent me away," said Hoshi, searching for an explanation of how she got there. "Well, I wasn't happy with him either. Perhaps it's time I took a new lover."
[Hoshi is now evil Mirror Universe Hoshi. The Porthos of the Mirror Universe is a totally different dog, so she won't recognize this Porthos. I apologize in advance for evil Hoshi. Door closed, post is open for the roommate or anyone else.]